People who love the sound of their own voice. Breathe.......

Answering your phone in the middle of a conversation/meeting.

I guess the call is more important.

Able-bodied people who park where they shouldn't.

Wearing too much perfume/cologne...

                Phew!

People who order the most expensive menu items and then
"offer" to split the bill 50-50. 

Tossing trash on the streets, parks and streams. Garbage bins are there for a reason.

Interrupting when someone is talking/speaking. Tsk.Tsk.

Nail biting.

Farting in confined or public places. Phew!

Those who don't offer up their seat to those in need.

Don't pretend you're reading or sleeping!

"Remove card quickly" at gas pumps. 

What does this mean? How quick is quickly?

Double check-out at Costco.

Vigilante ex-smokers.

Picking your nose in public.

Save it for later, folks!

TV commercials that blast through the air waves. 

Quieter, please...

The Warning: 

"Be careful, coffee is hot". 

Did someone order an iced cappuccino?

The "two scoops of raisins" that
fall to the bottom of the cereal box.

That the roadrunner always wins.

Cell phones in the movie theatre.
Turn them off!

People who keep you waiting - at a meeting, for dinner, for a date... 

When the cork breaks in the neck of your wine bottle.

Not washing your hands after you've done your business.

There's a reason for the soap and water!

Drivers in the passing lane.

For those who don't know what that is, it's the far left lane.
Move over!

Contractors who schedule an appointment and arrive three hours late. Why bother with a calendar?

The leftover cream on the bottom of the moisturizer bottle.