Filthy cars.

Cockroaches

Doomsday prophecies.

Break up by post-it note.

Distracted drivers.

The last piece of chocolate.

Your first grey hair.

An empty gas tank.

A missing button.

The single supplement on vacations.
Not everyone is a couple!

Noisy neighbours.

Litterbugs.

Black flies

Inflated prices on special occasions.

Missing sock

Cola and chips for breakfast.

Losing the screw to your eyeglasses.

Zits

They. Who are they, anyway?

Multi-taskers.

People on a date talking on their cell phone.

Snoring in public.

Olympic athletes who say they are happy with a bronze or silver. 

Are they really?

Contributed by  JKM,   USA

Olympic athletes who use banned substances!!

Meeting chairperson who penalizes on-time attendees 

by starting late to accommodate the late-comers. Hmph!

Mumblers

Fruit Flies

Too much printing. Save our trees!

Tailgaiters

People who "take" things from your office or desk.

Body odour.