Whiners

The Khardasians

Dirty feet on a couch.

Hollywood movie endings neatly 

wrapped-up and explained. 

Life's not like that...

Waiting in line...for a movie, theatre tickets, the latest gadget, a celebrity...

People who bring in their tupperware to collect food after a meeting. 

Parents who discipline their children in public.

Backpackers: Hello?
Please remember that we're right behind you.

Commercials with blue liquid on personal hygiene products.

                    Is the real colour that embarrassing? 

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Breaking a nail.

People expectorating.
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             Finding gum under a table, a desk, a park bench, a picnic table...

Greedy people

Soap in your eyes.

Bosses who show favouritism.

This does not inspire confidence in your leadership abilities.

Trying to make your first million.

Document lost when your computer crashes!

Hangnails

Dog owners who don't stoop to scoop!

Fractions

Constant lane changing on the roadways.

Daylight savings time.

People chewing with their mouth open.

Plastic packaging like Fort Knox.

Junk mail.

Liars

Mosquitos

People who seat their dog at the dining table!

Door-to-door canvassing.

People who don't take off their shoes
when entering someone's home.

Control freaks